I am back, and also very sorry for being such a newfag two or three years ago.

I save the one thing in the gallery that was actually my work (albeit a few shitty drawings.) As soon as I replace my camera's screen (I have developed many skills since you've last heard from me), expect to see what I imagine you zeitgeist hipsters would call 'artwork'.

I'm an artist, I listen to bands you've never heard of.

A lot of the time I can't really decide what group I fall into. Something around emo-armyish-verysemiprepish. What do you think? I honestly would appreciate it.

Not going to be on for a month about, going somewhere for the summer. I'll be on sometime in late July. See ya guys.

Buy Magic The Gathering. That's it. Go. Now. In 2024 a common card will be worth at least 34$. Now go. Buy a deck. And suck it, also. XD

And visit these people:



And very much these people:


Not really this guy, cause he's stupid, but...



And, of course:

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Ok, the question everybody asks SHALL BE SOLVED!!! (religiously and scientificly)

THE CHICKEN.

Scientificly: Evoulution had to occur from reptiles to birds, right? So evolution doesn't take place inside the egg. It happens throughtout the chicken's life, or quick spurts between mating seasons. Thus, the chicken must have evolved as it lived.

Religiously: In any religon, there is usually a supreme god. Let us go to the christian religon for now, since it is the simplest, yes? When god created Adam, he made all the other animals too. So I doubt god just said, "Here, Adam, take these eggs and wait 2 months for them to hatch. You must also sit on them."
God is an ass. Plus he'd probably charge shipping and handling. And Adam would have to wait for all the other reptiles and birds to hatch.

Ooh pwned.

And one more thing: Before Eve was created, did Adam have a penis?

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